First published in December of 2014, Lies for the Entire Family is a book for all ages that combines humor, education, and art. The book consists of 15 stories that creatively weave elements of truth and imagination (fiction and non-fiction) in a way that makes it hard to distinguish which is which, kind of like life.Read More
The first edition can be purchased through Create Space and Amazon.com. Click here to purchase.
Each story is themed to explain the origin of a word, a phrase, or how something came to be. Some stories are plays on words (Royalties/Royal Teas), while others are origin-based (Fluoride) or just stories about the topic that weave fantasy and reality together.
The first edition was authored by Sachin Mayi, founder of Mayi Enterprises. Mayi is also the founder of the Share-A-Pet Organization, www.shareapet.org and the Pawsitive Reading Program that assists kids with developmental reading problems through the use of certified therapy dogs.
Process of Writing Your Story
The following process is recommended for authoring a Lies For The Entire Family story:
Advice from Sachin
If you get stuck or have a question:
The Criteria For Judging
This timeline may be altered at the discretion of the teacher/facilitator.
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by Sachin Mayi, “Lies for the Entire Family”
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Juan is the guy who discovered America when he landed on the shore of southeastern USA at what we now know as Florida. Juan and his men were looking for something very special, the mystical fountain whose waters would preserve the youth of anyone who drank of it. They found that this land was filled with beautiful palm trees and wonderful beaches, the aspects of Florida that are treasured today by both residents and tourists.
But these were not the treasures that Juan Ponce de Leon and his men were looking for. Juan was determined to find the fountain of youth and after some time he was sure that he had found it. His excitement waned quickly however when he found out that there were a whole lot of alligators swimming around in his treasured fountain.
Florida was a swampy marshland and was, and still is, home to many alligators. Even today people have to be careful about any open body of water in Florida besides their own swimming pool because there is a good chance an alligator or two may reside there.
Juan wanted to do his experiments on the water, and the presence of alligators was making his research a bit too treacherous. If he was going to impress anyone back home with the fountain’s healing properties, he would need to rid this march of its predators enough to get the pure samples that he needed.
This led to an all out battle between his men and the gators. The battle lasted for almost two years and cost Juan Ponce de Leon the lives of half of his men.
Alligators are great at hunting and even better at surviving. As a matter of fact, they are one of the creatures on the planet today that have lasted since the early dinosaur age. But Juan persisted tooth and nail, and after two years, succeeded in collecting his samples from the fountain of youth.
Having what he wanted, Juan and his surviving crew packed up their gear and set sail home to Spain to report his findings. Not wanting to show up with only water from his trip, and needing to have a reason why it took him two whole years to return, Juan decided he better bring the heads of the killed alligators with him to lend credence to his story.
In spite of his amazing discovery, his return did not go well. Juan was reprimanded by the Spanish Court for bringing back outlandish stories and reptile heads instead of gold, treasures, and conquered new lands.
As Juan was trying to plead his case and get someone – anyone, to listen to his story about the discovered magical fountain, he kept noticing all the magistrates staring at the alligator heads. Ignoring Juan, the magistrates began whispering amongst themselves and soon they all were staring fixedly at the alligator heads.
Juan was confused. He heard them talking about the alligator teeth and was very surprised to find that the Spanish government seemed more interested in the teeth of the alligators than they did in the fact that one of their great explorers had found new land and a magical fountain.
Juan kept holding up the water, but no one listened or cared. It turns out that the Spanish Court was mesmerized that these gators had some of the whitest teeth that anyone had ever seen, and certainly ever seen in the mouth of a wild animal.
They stopped the meeting and had the teeth sent to the Royal Laboratories immediately. The teeth were examined by the scientist Sebastian de la Florida who found that the alligator teeth were covered by a natural chemical that kept them shiny and white.
This was fluoride.
Fluoride would have perhaps been Juan Ponce de Leon’s most famous discovery since it originated from his explorations overseas, but the Spanish government dismissed him without any recognition and told him that he could go back and continue his research if he wanted to.
The Spanish Court knew that they had found a substance that could bring them much fame and wealth. They were happy. Juan of course was in utter disbelief, so he hesitated and asked unbelievingly, “Is that all?”
The court looked at him and then looked at Sebastian de la Florida holding the alligator’s beautiful white teeth. They smiled at Sebastian knowing that their own teeth would soon be shiny and white and then turned back to Juan and replied, “Oh, yes, and you can name the new land Florida.” And so it was.
Note: Juan Ponce de Leon did in fact find the fountain of youth and would stay young and healthy well into his 100s. Towards the end of his life he was often heard mumbling something about those stinking alligators. Somewhere in Florida, the alligators guard the precious fountain to this day. If you happen to find it, you may want to leave the alligators behind when reporting your discovery.